My friend Christina and I went to Busch Gardens Williamsburg last Friday for Howl-O-Scream. It was a blast... and though I love me some Carowinds, Busch Gardens definitely put Scarowinds to shame. They had a TON of full out haunted houses and trails... the kind you'd normally pay 10 bucks a pop to visit... all inside the park! The scariest things were the ghosts that were on bungee cords that would bungee down from the trees to scare you... well, actually, that was ALMOST the scariest thing.... they couldn't compare to the GRIFFIN!!!!

No, the rollercoaster itself was not scary. It was super fun. Your typical super duper steep feel like you are free falling type steel coaster. The scary part was what they announced just MOMENTS before we got on the ride! Here's the story:
Christina and I had waited about 30 minutes in line for the front seats on the Griffin. We were convinced it was the only way to go. So after watching pre-teens and trashy old folks grope each other in line for 30 minutes (what is it about amusement parks that makes people so flippin' horny????? gross.) they made an announcement:
"Attention Griffin riders: If you are allergic to, or simply afraid of, WASPS!!!!!!!!!!! please do not ride this ride. There are swarms of wasps on the lift."
WHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT???? Did he say WASPS?????????????? Did he say SWARMS OF WASPS???????

I couldn't breathe. I felt my knees weaken. I turned to Christina and told her there was NO WAY I was getting on the ride. She (who is apparently not afraid of wasps) tried to convince me we should still ride, as we had waited 30 minutes - our longest line all day... So I asked the guys working the ride how bad the wasps were. "Well there's about 30 or so... but you'll probably be fine." Oh probably? Oh grrrreattttt PROBABLY... I'll PROBABLY throw a hissy on my way up and get stung to death!!!!
Christina did not find my b*tching to be amusing. I sucked it up and got strapped in. "Great, no escape." We began our ascent and I see the wasps being all sneaky and waspy on the lift. I closed my eyes and hoped for the best. I, of course, made it up the lift sans sting. But honestly, that was the scariest part of Howl-O-Scream... BY FAR!!!!






